here i have information about Mr. Ducky. some of this content may be very desturbing to some, and then some people will find themselves laughing their arses off. sooo enjoy people!

Nathaniel Victor Ducky was born on the 29th of March, in a place called Moscow, the capital of Russia. He was forced at a young age to move to the United States to live with his grandmother and grandfather. There he saw them die tragicly in a frying accident. And to be honest, since that day his life has been just sinking into the gutter.
But Nathaniel was strong and started out on a protest to make frying ducks illigal in the state of Kansas. Without success, he moved to Illinois hoping for a happy, safer life. Nathaniel went to college to teach history for people with obsessive-compulsive disorders. Without any success in that, he retired at age twenty three.
Two years later, while wondering the streets of downtown Chicago he ran into a hooker named Lula. It was love at first sight, and two weeks later they were married in Las Vegas. Their marriage only lasted a few years, for come to find out Lula had been cheating on him with a dog from Florida.
After they divorced Nathaniel checked into rehab for his drug use, hypochondriasis (fear of getting desease, even when one is perfectly healthy) and his agoraphobia (the fear of wide, open places). After two long years of rehab he was let free and moved to Iowa, where he now remains.
He was later engaged by a girl of the name Lindsay. They only made it a few days, for Lindsay had her eyes on something better, and more human. He was devistated. All those he had loved were now gone, and all that was left of his life was a six year bottle of scotch.

Little Known Facts About Mr. Ducky

• He is actually 27, even though he tells everyone he is 35.
• Even today he still is sniffing coke, and the occasional Tylonal.
• He has two children (with Lula) their names are Franchesca & Bob. Franchesca was shot down a a few months ago by a hunter in Canada. Bob is retaking his elementary school.
• Not much is known now about Lula, except for that she is now a lesbian and lives in England with a squirrel named Cinnoman.
• Mr. Ducky has rescently decided to become a vegetarian. No longer eating any worms, fish or other strange foods that ducks eat.
• His mother and father still remain in Russia, and they correspond with their son at least once a year by telephone. His father is blind now, and is in his late forties while his mother is sleeping around with a Russian goose.

not much else is known about Mr. Duckys life, he tends to stay otu of social activities and stays inside all the time during duck season.