here are sum fucking awesome quoets

"The next time you see me your gonna be sitting at the kitchen table starring at my picture on a milk carton."-Poison Elves

"Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"All that we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream."-Oscar Wild

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head."

"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off."

"First defense against evil - Open your damn eyes."

"I get paid a lot of money to kill people and make it look like an accident... and you're real close to having an accident."

"Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all."

"I'm here to kick ass, or chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta bubble gum"

"Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist."

"In the book of life, the answers arent in the back." -Charlie Brown

"Can I keep you?" -Casper

"I cant believe, not anymore. There’s nothing to believe in." -Cinderella

"It’s not much of a tail, but I’m kind of attached to it." -Eeyore

"This writing business, pencils and whatnot. Over-rated if you ask me." -Eeyore

"Why should I change? I’m fine just the way I am." -Calvin and Hobbes

"All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence..." -Calvin and Hobbes

"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time." -Calvin and Hobbes

"Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend." -Claving and Hobbes

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world." -Calvin and Hobbes

"I learned there are troubles, of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, some come from behind. But I have bought a bat. I'm all ready you see. Now all my troubles are going to have trouble with me!"-Dr. Suess

"Not all who wander are lost."

Vampires provided a perfect mirror of the worst fears of the pious and perfect. Vampires were dangerous, sexually rampant, enormously powerful, absolutely unconcerned about human dignity and preservation of the soul, and finally...dead. And it was this last aspect of their nature that made them the most fascinating to legend-makers."

"We've trivialized the vampire. I think it happened about the time 'Count Chocula' found its way to cereal boxes."

Sure, they were all going to die, but they'd go out with their middle fingers upraised in the oldest salute known to the world."

Yeah, I'm fine. The shaking is a side effect.

"I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe."

the voices inside my head dont like you. so go away.

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, I'm going to get some curtains.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

You stay in your room all day with the door locked and the windows shut and nailed down. And your calling me paranoid!

WE AINT GOT NO PLACE TO GO SO LETS GO TO THE PUNK RAWK SHOW DARLING TAKE ME BY THE HAND WE GONNA SEE A PUNK RAWK BAND

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

when i have a kid, im gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and run around the mall looking frantic

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

We're all in this alone.

Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.

I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!

I think, therefore I am dangerous.

I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.

Sometimes the facts fail to correspond to known reality.

He can't be insane, I've never seen him at the meetings...

I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out by itself.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??.

Never question authority. It doesn't know either.

Some of my best personalities are crazy!

El toro loco: the crazy lawnmower.

Today has been one hell of a week.

One man's insanity is another man's vision.

I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.

Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.

Being normal isn't one of my strengths

My next nervous breakdown is dedicated to you.

Life is a Highway .....and I feel like Roadkill!

The irony of life is that no one gets out alive...

5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic

I think. I think I am. Therefore I am... I think.

I'm not afraid of death! Whats it going to do? Kill me?

Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.

Ur jealous cause the voices are in my head°Ë

~*Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come along...I think mine got hit by a bus.*~

Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I'm not myself, you know.

You know what? Im gonna be like you and not care.

Sometimes we dont really understand something until it happens to us.

Friends are like stars that shine in the sky. Some of them are real, and some of them are just airplanes flying bye.

He stopped biting me, after I started biting back.

It is most offensive to the kindly bears who've adopted us when we thoughtlessly blurt out some comment about 'real' bears, or 'alive' bears, as if our very real and lively bear friends weren't.

Remember, the death penalty is murder.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is an if everything is.

The world is too dangerous to live in. Not because of the people who do evil, but because of the people who sit and let it happen.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

It's become appaulingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

I never thought people would take my thoughts seriously, I know I never did.

if the gods do evil than they are not gods

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what they are talking about.

Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.

I never get mad... the way I was raised it was bad manners. Well, I got mad. And it felt terrific. I felt like I could beat the shit out of all those punks... Just beat 'em to a pulp. Beat 'em till they beg for mercy. Towanda, the avenger! And after I, after I wipe out all the punks of the world, I'll take on the wife beaters... and machine gun their genitals. Towanda will go on a rampage. I'll put tiny little bombs in Penthouse and Playboy so they'll explode when you open them. And I'll ban all fassion modles who way less then 130 lbs. And I'll give half the military budget to people over 65. And declare wrinkles sexually desireable. Towanda! Righter of wrongs! Queen beyond compare!

When I die, in the newspaper they'll write that the sons of bitches of this world have lost their leader.

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

It is impossible to maintain a civilization with 12-year olds having babies; with 15-year olds killing each other; with 17-year olds dying of AIDS; and with 18-year olds ending up with diplomas they can't even read.

The only reason clowns perform in hospitals is that's the only place kids can't get up and run away from them.

Be a skater not a jock, Grab your board not your cock.

Peanutbutter tastes better with froot loops.

Closing your eyes to disappear, but still you wake and know the truth.

A label should be between a soup can and its wrapper.. Don’t label me.

I wanna be a mongoose.

But I need tacos..

Zim.. Future lord of all humans.

Dear diary: I seem to be dead.

I have pills to cure sleep.

You wanna know why everything turned our wrong? Because you didn’t take my advice and you’re fuckin’ stupid. That’s what went wrong. You didn’t listen to me.

Prep, goth, punk WHATEVER. Real people don’t need labels.

Before you judge me, take a walk in my shoes.

I dont’t want the world to see me cause I don’t think that they’d understand.

Nothing is forever, Forever is a lie, All we have is the time between, Hello and goodbye.

It hurts alot more to smile in front of everyone than to cry all alone.

You asked what was wrong and I smiled and said nothing. Then I turned around and whispered everything.

We used to be friends, we used to be lovers, now we act like we dont know each other.