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	this is my green page. if u dont know what a green page is ur a lozer. but since alot of u dont no wut a green page is i will explain. a green page is... a page that holds numerous amounts of things for ones pleasure. here we have jokes, comics, and the lot just for ur entertainment. most of these things will be, as u all guessed, green.

Top 10 Ways The World Will End In 2006 (according to me)

1). this thing called Armeggedon [sp?] is gonna come and we will all be burned to a light brown as a soft rain comes and the world is reborn. [LOL!]

2). a mad scientist from the united kingdom is gonna make this microchips, put them in chickens heads and they are gonna take over the world.

3). insects will take over the world. i mean, there are more of them then there are of humans.

4). the sun will blow up, leaving the earth in eternal darkness. as this happens the ozone layer will disapate and we will all die.

5). humans will get mad cow desease and kill each other. kind of like what we're doing right now, killing each other and the lot.

6). all the dead goldfishes of the world will come alive and murder us just like when you flushed down them down the toilet. THEY WANT REVENGE!!

7). gay leprechauns will come to the United States wearing kilts and playing bag pipes and kill us all.

8). we will all get mad cow desease and go on a shooting rampage. meaning: we're gonna get some guns, find some people, and shoot em. our moto: IF IT MOVES, SHOOT IT!

if you have any more ideas on how the world will end, e-mail me and ill be sure to put them up here.

note, that every week this site is updated. there for you have plenty of time to use the polls. the next time this page and site will be updated is wednesday. enjoy and dont forget to vote!

OF THE WEEK STUFF

SONG OF THE WEEK

and the song of the week is... "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers. from the album, Hot Fuss and its Rock.
cant find the right song on that poll? check this one out:

MOVIE OF THE WEEK

well the movie of the week turned out to be "Napolean Dynamite". why? i havent the slightest idea. maybe because only like 12 people voted and each one voted for a different except for one person! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU AND YOUR DAMN FRUIT CAKES! also, moves that arent out yet may also be chosen ppl.
didnt see a movie up there you liked? check this poll out:

if you would like to submit a poem, please feel free to e-mail me or give me the paper with the poem on it. your also welcome to put it in my locker, number 88 if you want to keep yourself secretive. you can write about anything and you dont have to leave your name. but please, leave a nick name or something. if we have poems without names, we will still put them up but will not be able to say who its by.
POEM OF THE WEEK
last weeks poem was submitted by William [aka Dhelor Aqari], it was entitled, "The Strangeness of Being Human". this week we have a new one from someone we shall call "nameless" since they didnt leave a name or anything.

"Heart With No Companion"

I greet you from the other side
Of sorrow and despair
With a love so vast and shattered
It will reach you everywhere
And I sing this for the captain
Whose ship has not been built
For the mother in confusion
Her cradle still unfilled
For the heart with no companion
For the soul without a king
For the prima ballerina
Who cannot dance to anything
Through the days of shame that are coming
Through the nights of wild distress
Tho' your promise count for nothing
You must keep it nonetheless
You must keep it for the captain
Whose ship has not been built
For the mother in confusion
Her cradle still unfilled
For the heart with no companion ...
I greet you from the other side ...